Hello. I am Totsi, resident canine of Casa Didgeridoo and all-around seer of most things good. And today, I would like to speak on the topic of sauced treats. They're a special favorite of mine, and, in my opinion at least, require a special approach in order to achieve maximum enjoyment. And isn't that what we're all here after, anyway? I do believe in enjoying.
So, with regards to sauced treats, anytime you are presented with a treat that's covered in any kind of sauce, be that barbecue sauce, steak sauce, sweet and sour, mustard, cheese, any kind of sauce, I believe it's best to take it out of your dish (carefully, for it's not good form to waste good sauce) and far away from any linoleum surface. You want to put it on carpet. Right smack dab in a good, visible spot, too - just place it somewhere that you enjoy being. Let it sit there while you do your dance of gratitude. This is something I do every time I eat, and I'll speak more about it later. If you don't do a dance of gratitude, try it. If dancing isn't your thing, let the sauced treat sit in its special place on the carpet and ponder it thankfully. What we're going for is a spot that will remind you of having such a joyous moment; sauced treats are truly a cause for celebration. Once you're sure there's a spot in the carpet, you can wolf down your treat (no pun intended) knowing there might always be a little reminder for you. Try creating several of these; if you work at it, you can make a pleasing pattern that your people might like, too. It can be like your scrapbook, or memory board if that's more your style, something you can be proud of.
I hope you find this helpful. If not, have some cornbread. It's my firm belief that cornbread helps most anything.
Have an enjoyable day, and dance some.
Totsi Tatertot Didgeridoo
4 comments:
I'm so very blessed by your mere presence, but hearing these tips on carpet-bound cuisine really opened my eyes. Yes, fine, saucy food truly deserves a fuzzy presentation which carpet can provide, as well as on nicer furniture upholstery and luxurious linens in the humans' resting quarters.
I could help them decorate the whole house this way! Sauced treats. I knew they were wonderful, but am only beginning to realize all of the possibilities they present.
And why waste money on pricey paint when they've got sauces? You could even paint/stain contrasting tones since food is "Nature's Paintbrush" and comes in all colors of the rainbow!
Hmm. That cat is an evil influence on my browser. It changed my name to Anonymous. But I'm NOT Anonymous, although they seem to call often based on what my Caller ID tells me. Hmrph.
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