Totsi the Dog is a tad concerned about something, and feels the issue warrants a public appeal.
Hello, everyone, this is Totsi again and I need to discuss something I find distressing.
Look at this picture, please. Mommy is going to be very mad that I have posted this picture showing Daddy's papasan chair without its slipcover, since it was in the washing machine. But she will have to come to terms with that because I am so worried about this situation:
That's me, of course, with Daddy and Foot Foot. Would you like to know what he is saying? He is saying what a sweet little kitty she is, all sitty in her box. Look at the little kitty, sitty in her box. If she is sleeping in the box, he says she is sleepy in the box. Actually, he pronounces it like "seepy", and I think we can all agree that no one wants her to be that way in that box.
Anyhow, I mean no disrespect to my daddy, but that cat is not sitty or sleepy in that box. I don't believe she is seepy, either. What she is, is plotty. She is plotty in that box. She plots, she plots about when to plot some more, and then she plots about how to not have anyone find out she is plotting. Just look at her staring up at Daddy - my poor, deluded Daddy. I do believe she is staring at the location of his jugular vein. If you will notice, I am keeping my safe distance, simply observing her being plotty. But I am also wondering just how in the name of most things good my seemingly intelligent daddy is missing the mark. Sitty, indeed.
So I would like to take a moment to ask you all to wish a healing upon my daddy, that his delusions may fade and he may not hold his throat over that little fiend's plotty box again.
Thank you, and I do hope you find the rest of your day enjoyable. Take the time to dance some.
Totsi Tatertot Didgeridoo
2 comments:
You've heard the old joke about lawyers:
Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
And I do think there's a bit of truth there, even in this situation. See, those two hooligans are cut from the same pattern, just as different species. Think about their similarities, then you realize that they're both being "plotty" about you.
And even if they weren't in cahoots, the cat still wouldn't dare attack him since I see his shoes are off. And we know all too well what guys' feet smell like. Not even a heartless cat would go near something like that. I'm actually amazed that the camera didn't shut down and refuse to operate around those feet.
Well - - the cat *did* wake up the moment he moseyed over by her box.... And Totsi *is* a fair distance away. I think you might be on to something. haha
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