18 September 2013

It ain't heavy, it's my lunch...

What in the hell is it with trainings?  Whether I'm participating or part of leading/supporting, it happens:  I get hungry for a few days once it's over.  And I don't mean the kind of hungry that leads me to want an extra apple or another handful of raw almonds.  I mean the kind of hungry that has me craving spicy, rich, dense foods in economy-sized portions.  Obsessively.  I fantasize about what kind of cheese might be best with that particular dark chocolate and ginger bar.  I make hot chocolate so rich it takes a good hour to drink a cup after consuming crabby benedict (eggs benedict in which the ham is replaced with a crab cake) with a nice, spicy hollandaise.  I could eat queso like soup with guacamole as a salad.  (Hmm.  HMMMMMM!)

This time last week, I was all about the green smoothies and salads and pasta with sunflower "cheese" sauce.  This week?  Give me the damned sandwich already, and please pass the pimento cheese so I can put more on this whole grain pita chip.  Like, now.  And where's the salt?  Did I mention I need salt?  Yeah, that - so hand it to me now, please.  Got Sriracha?  Give it here.  I will bite you if you so much as take one step towards that hummus.  And, yes, I do want that cinnamon roll.

There's an urgency to it.  Food time is food time, and heaven help the poor soul who tries to interfere with it.  I get a little protective of it AND my ice cream, which is never in the freezer except for such times as these.

Granted, it's not all three meals - my breakfast is a chocolate Shakeology shake.  (OMG.  O.  M.  G.  So good.)  Dinner tends to be small.  But lunch?  Step back and don't you damn dare touch my bag of tostadas, upon which I am going to put as many of these carefully prepared toppings as a single tostada can comfortably hold.  Twice.  With a tomato salad and a cup of hot chocolate to follow.  Mid-afternoon, I will have my green smoothie or there will be a problem.  Because by mid-afternoon, I am hungry again.  Yes, after the huge lunch.  I growl while I drink them.  (Not quite, but close.)

Luckily, this only goes on for two or three days - not that I fear food, but my grocery bill increases exponentially after a training.  And heaven forbid I wander into the grocery store if I'm hungry - I'll go in for laundry detergent and come out with the makings of a taco bar.   Seriously.  It's insane.

As insane as the call of that bar of dark chocolate I just remembered I have.






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