Yes...

Yes, I am redoing my blog.  Yes, this means that over the next week, there will be an ever-shifting series of templates and color combinations.  Yes, I will likely become very frustrated several times over and stomp my good foot while pouting and otherwise needing a tiara.  Yes, I might be highly inclined to post pictures of my frustrated facial expressions because - - I don't know.  Maybe I like attention.  That said, yes, the focus is going to be more on me and my random adventures in creating my life and opening/operating a yoga studio rather than the trials and tribulations of coping with what my husband does in public places and the things he does to the house.  (Great day in the morning.)

(This house may never recover from me being bound to sitting in bed for two and a half months.)

So where am I right now?  I'm wondering if my pink cowboy boots would be what my orthopedist considers "good" shoes.  I have two pairs that I think fit his description (TUK kitty cat mary janes and some really cute Adidas), and got the perfect jeans to go with them - - these jeans also just so happen to be the perfect jeans for my pink cowboy boots.  Knowing this makes me want to wear them pretty much every damned place I go - - but I don't know if they're "good".  I think he might mean things like Crocs, actually, and please allow me to tell you how strongly that will not be happening. Look up the meaning of "absurd", and you will likely find a picture of me rocking Crocs.  They fall into that category of things that would make me look like a (likely cheesed off) toddler.  With Bettie Page hair.  And I would call the doctor's office to find out if they're acceptable, but I'm afraid they will tell me, "Actually, he means something like Crocs.  We even sell them here!"  This would crush me.

Of course, having to wear them would give me the perfect opportunity to whip up a range of cute little tee shirts emblazoned with "MY DOCTOR IS MAKING ME WEAR THEM!".  To the doctor's office, even.  (He would get a kick out of it - orthopedist is very cool.) I could get little studs to decorate them that display a countdown of how long I will still be wearing them.  This could totally rock.

Or - not.

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.  I'm off to try on a cowboy boot.