I need to add this, simply because it warms my heart so. Not only are Didgeridoo Boy and I stupid honkies, we are also crackers according to our ever-so-charming next door neighbor. I didn't hear her shout that bit, but it was part of her rant out the front door. I don't know if we're *stupid* crackers or not. And I'd ask, but I'm afraid she'll fling another trash can into the back of one of our cars.
So allow me to be politically incorrect for a minute. If she's doing it, why can't I, right? I won't be diving into the land of racial slurs (because, let's face it, if I do it I am quite likely to get toasted legally), I'm just going to call it like I see it.
This woman is nuts. It's that simple. She's not any particular kind of nut, not a stupid one, not an ugly one, she's just flat out nuts.
I am thinking of trying to find a fun little flag to hang by our front door that clearly depicts either crackers or a pair of bicycle horns (honkies). Let her put that in her crazy pipe and smoke it.
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