Lightshed: Sometimes, you're going to have neighbors who suck. The challenge is to not let that fact effect you. Carry on. Really. Just carry the hell on.
So, the grass is getting a bit high because you have to get your lawnmower over an access path that they're supposed to maintain, but don't, and it's kind of impossible to get your lawnmower through the jungle of weeds and mini-sinkholes their blatant negligence has created. But carry on.
Also carry on through the fact that it's now really hard to get your trash can around to the front for pickup, and there are a couple of deceased bananas down in that can that really need to be taken elsewhere. Just carry the hell on.
Keep on carrying on as you are informed of the fact that the landlord of the property next door would let you put your trash can to the side of the building (on what is technically their property) if only the female half of the couple renting the place wasn't such a complete beeyotch, and simply didn't want your trash can next to theirs. Just. Carry. On.
Seriously. Carry on already. I mean it.
And never make eye contact with said beeyotch, lest you glare and scare her. Just stare at the driveway.
And carry on.
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