23 June 2010

Trashed and Canned, Part Holy Hell...

We still don't know who the anal retentive culprit is, but, he/she ripped the note off the front of the trash can, tucked it under the lid, and rammed the can back up against the back of Didgeridoo Boy's car. Yes, RIPPED THE NOTE OFF THE CAN and TUCKED IT UNDER THE LID. Point made, you psycho fuck. What's next, keying our cars??

So some calls were made. The board of our HOA is now involved quite heavily. No one can find the landlord of the property next to ours, and the path that's keeping us from taking out the trash is his responsibility. One board member seems to think it's our next door neighbor doing this - as in, the guy who rents the property in question. Rather than force the issue and deal with heaven knows what else from this evident lunatic, our trash can is back in our yard. And the board is on it like hornets. They won't be able to do much besides give the next-door landlord and the trash can asshole a headache, but it'll be their headache - not ours.

I have to say - I'm a lot less anti-HOA than I was twenty four hours ago.

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